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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
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 | Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? |
| Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. |  |
 | Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! |
Rottweiler: Make me. |  |
 | Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. |
| Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! |  |
 | German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I don't miss any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one takes advantage of the situation. |
| Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. |  |
 | Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! |
| Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. |  |
 | Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. |
| Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there..... |  |
 | Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? |
| Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... |  |
 | Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. |
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