How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
|Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside|
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
|Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.|
| ||Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!|
Rottweiler: Make me.
|Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.|
|Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!|
|German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I don't miss any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one takes advantage of the situation.|
|Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.|
|Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!|
|Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.|
|Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.|
|Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....|
|Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?|
|Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...|
|Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.|
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