HELLLOOOOOOO, BLONDE TIME!!
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 | Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther
away... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says, "HELLLOOOOOOO,
can you see Florida ?????" |
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you
expect me to show it to you!" |  |
 | There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and
sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
"How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." |
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her
ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no," she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said, "Your finger is broken." |  |
 | A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new
dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde
responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was
named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs
like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde.
"They're watch dogs!" |
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the
sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and
shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up," said
the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
going at night!" |  |
 | A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
question was,
"If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you
hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" |
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" |  |
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE
TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! |
 | During a recent password audit, we found that a blonde was
using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento
When asked why such a long password, the blonde said,
" HELLLOOOOOOO, I was told that the password had to be at
least eight characters and include at least one capital." |
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Graphic Art, Graphic Art Editing,
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