Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station
You don't have to stop and think of which
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress -- $5000. Tux rental -- $150.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
One mood - all the time.
Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act
You know stuff about tanks.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in
You are unable to see wrinkles in your
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25
No wonder men are happier.