From The Lighter Side of Growing Up On the Internet... (An Inspirational Satire)
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... | |
| I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. |
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. | |
| I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. |
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. | |
| I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. |
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. | |
| I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. |
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. | |
| I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity. |
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. | |
| I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. |
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. | |
| I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. |
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity. | |
| I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. |
Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen. | |
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