Some where in Germany, a blind man enters a
Ladies Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender,

"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair,
giving that you are blind, that you should know five things":

"#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl."

"#2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl."

"#3 - I'm a blonde woman with a black belt in karate."

"#4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde
and is a professional boxer."

"#5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler."

"Now think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."