Two Chimpanzees,

and a Blonde

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from the
Gold Coast when she was flagged down by a man
whose truck had broken down. The man walked up
to the car and asked, "Are you going to the
Gold Coast?". "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you
need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
the Gold Coast Zoo. They're a bit stressed already
so I don't want to keep them on the road all day.
Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll
give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back
seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into
their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through
the heart of the Gold Coast when suddenly he was
horrified! There was the blonde walking down the
street and holding hands with the two chimps, much
to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and
ran over to the blonde.

"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded.

"I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had
money left over so now we're going to Sea World."


Graphic Art, Graphic Art Editing,
and Web Page By: Mark C. Phillips
Song: Tiger Rag By: Del Wood

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